Friday, June 16, 2006

WE DONT NEED NO E-DU-CA-TION

U must not do engineering if.....

-If u suffer from "sue the mumbai university " syndrome.
-If u hv suicidal tendencies.
-If u donot follow the 26 regional languages used by profs.
-If u cant celebrate a Year Drop.(even if u scored a 98 PCM!)
-If u cant wait up on ur viva examiner longer than ur bf/gf.
-If ur parents convince u that a BE degree wil make u rich n secure.
-If u dont hv a store house of coffee to keep u awake for 4 yrs.
-If u arnt game to sacrifice daddy's salary on xerox shops.
-If being on the defaulter's list doesnt fill ur heart wit immense pride.
-If 40 isnt ur favourite number.
-If 39 is ur favourite number.
-If u get intimidated by books weighing more than u.
-If mugging afro/latin/greek symbols isnt ur definition of knowledge.
-If u cant write piles of journals/assignments only to improve ur handwriting.
-If after all the effort for the above, they still flunk u in ur internals,"just for kicks".
-If self pity is ur most prevalent trait.
-If the only piece of techonology that inspires u is Bluetooth.
-If u cant answer: WHY ME? ,every day of ur engineering life.
-If hardwork n consistency mean more to u than luck n prayer.
-If u loathe studying when the country;s colleges are on vacation( read May/December).
-If u hv accepted the fact that ur gona end up as a house wife/work at a call center.
-If u cant master 6 new subjects in 2 weeks of prep leave for each of 8 sems.
-If u are a devoted party animal.
-If u cant make robots move even after working 25/7 on them.
-If u are good at something else.....anything else!
-IF?????U MUST NOT DO ENGINEERING.PERIOD.

12 comments:

ruhey said...

GLad not doin it!!! cuz of reason no 1...2...3...oh all of them!!!

Shyam said...

This is good..now we need to get you to the US and make a guide to why you should not do engineering at Tech!

Anonymous said...

nice one..v need 2 cr8 more awareness..say no 2 engg life's ahead!!

Anonymous said...

hey priya ... your goood ... u should'nt be doin engineering

Anonymous said...

hey gurl where were u 4 yrs ago..
hari

Anonymous said...

nice one yaar...but the nice part about engg is that i got to meet nutcases like u.i can see u were up all night ventin out ur frustrations on engg.keep bloggin!!

Vivek said...

Man, that was simply brilliant!

prickintime said...

er.. taht opened my eyes.. Bsc here i cometh !

Anonymous said...

hey pri...3 years too late....but still very true...

Anonymous said...

very creative... and very true :)
consider writing a book

Anonymous said...

niice collection!:)

Anonymous said...

well its nice to see the past three years of my life summed up here...get that not so fresh feelin about the last round it though..